Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
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- Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the
2nd one just left... - Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area:
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire... - Actual Signs
** In the front yard of a funeral home,
"Drive carefully, we'll wait." ** On an electrician's... - Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser.
The ninth one just left... - 1 person's sin is a 2nd's pleasure & a
3rd's... - Proxy Fathers
The British Government's policy of socialized medicine has recently been
broadened to include a service called "Proxy Fathers".
Under the government plan, any married woman who is... - Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd.
I Don't Know is on 3rd... - The Idiot Test
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3... - All "Cleaned" Up
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his
new territory.
He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens...
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- Sign in a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs... - Sign in an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place... - Sign seen in London department store:
"Bargain Basement... - Sign on used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition... - Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come in and get fed up...
