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• 1st Person : I'm a philatelist - I collect stamps.
  2nd person : I'm a lepedoptorist - I collect butterflies....
• Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd.
• Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
• 1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
  2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it....
• Person 1: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Person 2: No. Person 1: GOOD!
• Three women are chatting about the various attributes of their men .
  .. 1st woman: I call my man Long John, because he's got a loong john....
• Redneck Census Form Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name
  [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age...
• Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain.
• Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
  Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week....