Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left."
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and the 2nd one just left... - Years ago, when he was managing the last-place New York Mets,
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it makes you shoot at tax collectors and miss... - A sheep grazier has hired some aboriginal farm hands to help him on
the property,
one of whom's wife is pregnant... This aboriginal lady... - THE CAT & DUCK METHOD OF IFR FLYING:
Today's flight age is an era highlighted with increasing emphasis
on safety.
Instrumentation in the cockpit and in the traffic... - Signs of life....
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day
Non-smoking area:
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For a while I didn't have a car.
I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just...
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"Lots for little... - Sign in a shoe store:
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"The manager has personally passed all the water served...
