Sign On A Norfolk Farm: "Trespassers Beware! I Shoot Every Tenth Trespasser.
Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left."
Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
Sign in an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
Years ago, when he was managing the last-place New York Mets, Casey Stengel was approached by an excited scout.
Listen, I just saw a guy who struck out 27 batters....
Sign on the inside of a bathroom stall: "Beware of limbo dancers.
Beware of alcohol: it makes you shoot at tax collectors and miss!
A sheep grazier has hired some aboriginal farm hands to help him on the property, one of whom's wife is pregnant.
.. This aboriginal lady gives birth to a white child so the father approaches the property owner (who happens to be the only white man) wanting to know what has been going on....
THE CAT & DUCK METHOD OF IFR FLYING: Today's flight age is an era highlighted with increasing emphasis on safety.
Instrumentation in the cockpit and in the traffic control tower has reached new peaks of electronic perfection to assist the pilot during take-offs , flight , and landings....
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
.. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....