Sign Seen In The Vicinity Of Victoria Station: "Closed For Official Opening.
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."
One fine afternoon somewhere in Scotland an elderly gentleman tries to get into the local betting office.
Much to his surprise, the door is locked. After a few more futile attempts at opening the door a man sticks his head out of a window....
While driving through a small town in Old Mexico, an American tourist blew out a tire.
It was during the siesta, so when he arrived at the gas station a sign hanging in the door announced that the station was "Closed, come back soon!...
Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstai
Misc. signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.
Survivors will be prosecuted.' ******************* Official sign near doo...
Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
..please aim properly....
Sign seen on an electricity pylon: DANGER! "To touch these wires will result in instant death.
Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted....
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