Beware Of Alcohol: It Makes You Shoot At Tax Collectors And Miss!
Beware of alcohol: it makes you shoot at tax collectors and miss!
Witty Words of Wisdom: Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them....
Beware the man who fears you.
Sign on a Norfolk farm: "Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser.
The ninth one just left....
Acoustic: What you shoot pool with....
..then take a left. You can't miss it.
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?
[!] Beware of Leopard! [!]