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  On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....
• A traveling salesman got an audience with the pope.
  He said: "Hey father have you heard the joke about the two Polacks who______....
• My wife is just as nice as can be, I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me, For an afternoon of joy Is hell on the old boy.
  I wonder what the wife will want tonight!...
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• From the New Republic] "Our parents were of Midwestern stock and very strict.
  They didn't want us to grow up to be spoiled and rich....
• The Pope... When the pope last visited the U.S., he was in a hurry to get from one event to the next.
  He hopped in the back seat of his limosine, and asked the driver to step on it....
• What REALLY killed Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen.
• Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
• The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
  Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...