My Wife Is Just As Nice As Can Be, I Hope She Doesn't Feel To Nice Toward Me, For An Afternoon Of Joy Is Hell On The Old Boy.
My wife is just as nice as can be,
I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me,
For an afternoon of joy
Is hell on the old boy.
I wonder what the wife will want tonight!
106 I wonder what my wife will want tonight; Wonder if the wife will fuss and fight?
I wonder can she tell That I've been raising hell...
First Date Advice Things Not To Say On A First Date
1. "This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it....
Diary of a Snow Shoveler: December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow.
The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven....
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are.
I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I go out to a restaurant....
Not so famous quotes Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
--Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself....
COmplete NORM Sayings from CHEERS. In chronological orde
No Help Wanted: Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?...
Mid-life Crisis or Triumph? A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
Needs... Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me....