From The New Republic] "Our Parents Were Of Midwestern Stock And Very Strict.

From The New Republic] "Our Parents Were Of Midwestern Stock And Very Strict.

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[From the New Republic]

"Our parents were of Midwestern stock and very
strict. They didn't want us to grow up to be
spoiled and rich. If we left our tennis racquets
in the rain, we were punished."
-- Nancy Ellis, George Bush's sister

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