A traveling salesman got an audience with the pope.

A traveling salesman got an audience with the pope. He said: "Hey father
have you heard the joke about the two Polacks who______." "My son," said the
pope, I'm Polish!" The salesman thought for a minute, then said: "Okay,
I'll tell it very slowly..."

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