- Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
- How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore
- Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business.
Thanks, for a nation of finks. -- William S. Burroughs, "A Thanksgiving Praye... - Michael Dresser in his Baltimore Sun Paper's wine column, Vintage Point, writing about the difficulty of recommending wine for Thanksgiving dinner write
Thanksgiving is America's national chow-dow... - What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
- Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumstick
- How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore
- Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
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