- Q. Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble? A. They never learned good table manners!
- Q. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? A. The letter "g"!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry!
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?
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