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• Fun History facts to know and tell ...some of these you may have seen before.
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• The World According to Student Bloopers' by Richard Lederer St.
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• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
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• And of course you heard about the Pole and the Czech who went hunting.
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• A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
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