- The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and... - What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
- Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?... - What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!... - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE
- Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language
- What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathe
- What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey tro
