The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and...
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?...
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!...
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE
Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathe
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey tro