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• Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumstick
• Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? A. To hatchet.
• Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
• Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
• Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
• PLAYBOY'S PARTY Jokes April 1990 º An unemployed stripper begged her agent to find her work.
  He cautioned her that the only job available was at a longshoremen's convention-- typically a rough gig....
• Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
  A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....