- What key has legs and can't open doors?
A Turkey... - Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor.
"How long have you had this problem?" "Let me think... - What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in... - If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims... - Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off... - If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their... - Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL... - What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey... - What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey... - Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at...
