What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Related:
- While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying
the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered.... - Mother's Always Know!
John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was.... - Mothers Always Know...
John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was.... - One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on their way home
when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating in the brush.
"What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring intently at the scene before them.... - Little Willie had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything.
One day, Willie's father consulted his teacher. The teacher said.... - Kids Say the Darndest Things
(Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes)
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.... - Mother Said:
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young
man.
Midnight is past your curfew!" MONA LISA'S MOTHER... - Fresh Every 2.7 Days
PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra
HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided
SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special
YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
SUM YUNG CHICK.
.........$6.99 Different and Delicious WON HUNG LO.... - A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and
tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....

