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• You tell 'em, Hunter, I'm game.
• When you were aborted not too long ago, You must have been the cutest thing.
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• Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
• You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!