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  The one in the grave is warmer and has her -arms- crossed ......
• You tell 'em, Hunter, I'm game.
• You tell 'em, Cucumber, I've been pickled.
• Why did you die? A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.
  His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave....
• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
• How can you tell that there are flamingoes living in your neighborhood?
  Because they have plastic <ethnic>'s on their front lawns!...
• You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
• If you can't write 'em, steal 'em.
• Ma fren, you got to read dis joke in yor best Cajun accent, so you sound jus like Justin Wilson when he tell it.
  If you do, it'll be wundermus, I garontee. Der were dese two Cajun buddies at dis bar, and dey wuz gettin drunk, I mean!...