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• A hunter from out East was stalking ducks near Texarcanna, where three states join.
  He spies a duck, shoots it and is about to pick it up when he hears a voice....
• SMART HUNTER A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending.
  He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day....
• A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending.
  He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day....
• One fall, a group of gays went duck hunting in Canada.
  After shooting several ducks, a game warden jumped out of the woods and asked the gays for their hunting licenses....
• You tell 'em, Cemetery, You are so grave.
• You tell 'em, Cucumber, I've been pickled.
• You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• When in doubt, tell the truth M. Twai