Cucumbers Are Better: You Can Open A Cucumber Using Only Your Teeth.
Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
Why are men luckier than cucumber? - A man don't fit in a food processor - A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts) - A cumcumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate - A man can compact his to travel size - A man can say 'No
ot you I won't' - A man can say 'No, not tonight we won't' - Teeth mark on a man will heal - A man is still whole after being eaten - A man can survive more than one woman - A man is no longer a green-horn after sex - There are no female cucumbers !...
Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.
Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
REDNECK JEDI Rednecks are not limited to Earth. They exist all across the galaxy in many different forms.
One example is Luke Skywalker, who must have been a redneck because he fell in love with his sister, Leia....
Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------- 1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.