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• Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
• Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.
• Why are men luckier than cucumber? - A man don't fit in a food processor - A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts) - A cumcumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate - A man can compact his to travel size - A man can say 'No
  ot you I won't' - A man can say 'No, not tonight we won't' - Teeth mark on a man will heal - A man is still whole after being eaten - A man can survive more than one woman - A man is no longer a green-horn after sex - There are no female cucumbers !...
• Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
• Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
• Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• $1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
• Pain (n): Popping a boner and running out of skin.