When You Were Aborted Not Too Long Ago, You Must Have Been The Cutest Thing.

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When you were aborted not too long ago,
You must have been the cutest thing.
I can see you perched on some museum shelf.
Just sitting there forever,
And never decaying.
Just floating in your bell jar,
You little pickled thing.

(bum bum bum)

Specimens, I love those little jars of specimens.
All packed in bottles
filled with Formalin, those specimens.
Darwin, don't you think that
This one's the Missing Link.
Oh, specimens, ...