When you were aborted not too long ago,
You must have been the cutest thing.
I can see you perched on some museum shelf.
Just sitting there forever,
And never decaying.
Just floating in your bell jar,
You little pickled thing.
(bum bum bum)
Specimens, I love those little jars of specimens.
All packed in bottles
filled with Formalin, those specimens.
Darwin, don't you think that
This one's the Missing Link.
Oh, specimens, ...
You must have been the cutest thing.
I can see you perched on some museum shelf.
Just sitting there forever,
And never decaying.
Just floating in your bell jar,
You little pickled thing.
(bum bum bum)
Specimens, I love those little jars of specimens.
All packed in bottles
filled with Formalin, those specimens.
Darwin, don't you think that
This one's the Missing Link.
Oh, specimens, ...
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