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• No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
• Calgary, Alberta Feb 17 1988 AP; A disturbance interrupted the second hockey game between Poland and Czeckoslavakia today.
  When the Czech team skated onto the ice in their new Michael Jackson look team uniforms, the New Polish team (the tallest hockey team ever put into a uniform, averaging slightly more than 3 meters tall) refused to take to the ice....
• Three men, two Americans and an <ethnic>, are standing at the top of Empire State Building.
  It is quite windy and one of the Americans say: "I bet the wind is so strong that if I threw myself from the building, the wind would stop me halfway down and it would carry me all the way back up here....
• THE LITTLE OLD LADY AND THE BET A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
• One day Marshal Dillon saw a cowboy dunking an old women's head in a horse trough!
  The Marshal got upset and went over where this was happening....
• The President Of The Bank Of Canada... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
  She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
• WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride.
  As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse....
• RUNAWAY ERROR 0C6: PROGRAM C:\NUKE\MISSILE.MX
• CLICHE AMMENDMENTS....... CLICHE AMMENDMENTS......
  . Part ONE by T & B -selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon....