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  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• An old cowboy was sitting in a bar somewhere in west texas, animatedly telling all his drinking buddies about the contest he won.
  "Yeah boys, I realy won that free trip to Ney York City, It's gonna be grand," the old cowboy remarked....
• At the turn of the century, a cowboy was riding across the New Mexico desert heading for Phoenix.
  He rode over a hill and saw an Indian lying on the ground, naked with a hard on....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
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• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• A cowboy rides into town and decides to pull his horse up to the local saloon to have a few drinks.
  The bartender sees him through the window as the cowboy gets off his horse (that's not the joke)....
• The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
  He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling....