WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? A Young Amish Man Had Just Married His Lovely Bride.
WHO'S KEEPING COUNT?
A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride. As a gift, he was
given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car
spooked the horse. The horse bolted down the road...
When the man finally calmed the horse down, and got it back under
control, he yelled, "THAT'S ONE!"
They continued traveling down the road, when the horse was again
spooked by a barking dog. The horse bolted down the road...
Again, the man was able to stop the horse. Angered, he yelled "THAT'S
The couple rode peacefully until the horse was spooked by a hunter's
gunshot in the distance. The horse madly bolted from the sound, running
across two lanes of traffic, into a field.
Furious, the man yelled, "THAT'S THREE!" He went to the back of the
buggy, pulled out his rifle, and shot the horse cleanly between it's
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His wife began raving hysterically. "WHY EVER
DID YOU DO THAT, IT WAS A GOOD HORSE!? WE COU--"
The man cut in, stopping his wife's yelling. "THAT'S ONE!"
One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
(taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
A Fix-it Ticket An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning....
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
A Talking Horse A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".
The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks "Were you talking to me"?...
A guy walks into a bar where he has heard that the bartender is keeping a horse in back.
Walking up to the bar, he asks what the bartender would give him if he were able to go back to the horse and make it laugh....
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief.
The chief says to Clint, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days....
Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found himself in the city prison.
********************************************************************** In 1976 a twenty-two-year-old Irishman, Bob Finnegan, was crossing the busy Falls Road in Belfast, when he was struck by a taxi and flung over its roof....