CLICHE AMMENDMENTS.......
CLICHE AMMENDMENTS.......
Part ONE
by T & B
-selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon.
-so hungry I could eat a horse, but of course, I won't.
-beggars can't be choosers, or doctors, or astronauts...
-walking on thin ice, requires courage.
-if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck,
it must be a duck, unless it's something else.
-if you can't walk the walk, don't talk the talk, but first and foremost,
stop blocking the sidewalk.
-only the strong survive, and let's be frank, your chances don't look
good.
-the meek shall inherit the earth 'cos everyone else will be off to
the stars.
-ask & you shall receive; receive and you shall ask again, I'll bet.
-never look a gift horse in the mouth or anywhere else, really.
-no use flogging a dead horse. Just savour the memories.
-there's no honor among thieves, but you still have to address
them as "Senator" so-and-so.
-I am my own redeemer, said the coupon.
-read between the lines 'cos that's where people write the
words.
-doggone, me not know where.
-up a creek without a paddle is better than up a creek without
a canoe, so look on the bright side!
-out of sight, out of mind; out of mind, in a hospital.
-what's good for the goose is good for the gander and me too.
-no use crying over spilled milk, but you can start crying
when I apply the beating!
CLICHE AMMENDMENTS.......
Part ONE
by T & B
-selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon.
-so hungry I could eat a horse, but of course, I won't.
-beggars can't be choosers, or doctors, or astronauts...
-walking on thin ice, requires courage.
-if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck,
it must be a duck, unless it's something else.
-if you can't walk the walk, don't talk the talk, but first and foremost,
stop blocking the sidewalk.
-only the strong survive, and let's be frank, your chances don't look
good.
-the meek shall inherit the earth 'cos everyone else will be off to
the stars.
-ask & you shall receive; receive and you shall ask again, I'll bet.
-never look a gift horse in the mouth or anywhere else, really.
-no use flogging a dead horse. Just savour the memories.
-there's no honor among thieves, but you still have to address
them as "Senator" so-and-so.
-I am my own redeemer, said the coupon.
-read between the lines 'cos that's where people write the
words.
-doggone, me not know where.
-up a creek without a paddle is better than up a creek without
a canoe, so look on the bright side!
-out of sight, out of mind; out of mind, in a hospital.
-what's good for the goose is good for the gander and me too.
-no use crying over spilled milk, but you can start crying
when I apply the beating!
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