Now That I Have Your Ear, Mr. Van Gogh...
Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...
Van Gogh found a whore who would lay, And accept a small painting as pay.
"Vive l`Art!" cried Van Gogh, "But it`s too fucking slow -- I wish I could paint ten a day!...
Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have? A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!
The Top 5 New Problems for Mike Tyson 15> Fight controversy may adversely affect pro wrestling career.
14> Upcoming TV special with Martha Stewart in doubt....
Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !" "Mr Scott to transporter room.
Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face....
Not now, I have a headache!
A Geneticist after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal accomplishment one day and goes to Bar to commemorate it that night.
He finds himself a quiet corner and orders for a Triple Martini....
Mr Scott, I have successfully mounted an area of /usr/planet as a remote NFS client disk "Excellent Checksum.
Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty", exclaimed McCoy, "the least mention of what we're doing the better....
imitating Mr. Rogers] "Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now, so I can't come to the phone.
Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg?