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• The guy enters their bedroom bringing his wife a glass of water and an asprin.
  She: But dear, I don't have a headache !? He: Good, lets fuck then....
• Quiet, don't type so hard, I got a headache!
• I used to have peace of mind, now,I have kids.
• I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm)
• I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS
• It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
• Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
• I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.