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• Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
• Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
  He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
• Why did the theatre critic always praise the first show of the season?
  He didn't want to stone the first cast....
• An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse fell and broke her leg.
  As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs....
• Did you hear the one about the lion who ate the lawyer?
  Had to lick his butt afterwards to get rid of the taste!...
• Sherlock holmes stood at the gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awiting his turn.
  I'll let you in", said St. Peter, "if you'll tell me who among these was the first mortal"....
• This message has been [Stoned]
• Back when I was in high school a friend of mine, Robe
  hurt his back while rolling his car and had to wear a plaster cast around his torso, from just under his armpits to a few inches below the navel....