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• Message re-edited while stoned.
• Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned
• Portions of this message have been pre-recorded.
• beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
  Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
• This tagline has been recycled!
• Get stoned. Drink liquid cement.
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• What mankind has been waiting for.