Sherlock holmes stood at the gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awiting his
turn. "I'll let you in", said St. Peter, "if you'll tell me who among these
was the first mortal". "Thats elementary, my dear St. Peter", said the great
detective, "He's the one without a bellybutton".
turn. "I'll let you in", said St. Peter, "if you'll tell me who among these
was the first mortal". "Thats elementary, my dear St. Peter", said the great
detective, "He's the one without a bellybutton".
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