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• Let he who is stoned cast the first sin.
• Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
  He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
• Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
• Settle this first who moved the stone?
• Let him who is stoned cast the first sin.
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
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