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  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• Things Elvis Would Say if He Came Back Today 10. "I've been dead 20 years, and I still look better than Keith Richards" 9.
  What do you know? The Jets still suck" 8. "I'm hungry -- is there are any food stuck in my sideburns?...
• The universe is very BIG. Believe me.
• Reality is what you BELIEVE it to be...
• Would you believe?.......
• Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN FASTER!
• Hear me now and believe me later...
• Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
  Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....