Things Elvis Would Say If He Came Back Today 10. "I've Been Dead 20 Years, And I Still Look Better Than Keith Richards" 9.

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Things Elvis Would Say if He Came Back Today

10. "I've been dead 20 years, and I still look better than Keith
Richards"
9. "What do you know? The Jets still suck"
8. "I'm hungry -- is there are any food stuck in my sideburns?"
7. "I can't believe I missed the McRib Sandwich!"
6. "Who's this 'Richard Simmons,' and why's he keep trying to hug
me?" *
5. "I've been dead 20 years, you moron -- of course I want fries
with that!"
4. "Heaven was great until that freaky bas**** Tiny Tim showed up"
3. "That Letterman punk's on the TV -- where's my revolver?"
2. "I haven't been dead -- I've been starring in a series on CBS"
1. "Lisa Marie married who?"


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