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• If you don't believe me, look it up.
• You DIDN'T hear it from me!
• Just nod if you can hear me.
• Let me hear your belelaikas ringing out...
• Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush.
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
• I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
  The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....