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• Would you believe?.......
• People will believe anything - if you whisper it.
• Men willingly believe what they wish. --Caesa
• Q: Officer, what led you to believe that the defendant was under the influence?
  A: Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronounciate his words....
• Reality is for wimps!
• If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
• Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
• Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!