Would You Believe?.......
Would you believe?.......
Reality is what you BELIEVE it to be...
People will believe anything - if you whisper it.
From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
If you don't believe me, look it up.
There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years, when all of a sudden a beatiful girl steps up from the see, wearing a wet suit.
She: "Would you like a cigarette?" He: "Sure" (he takes one from the wet-suit, light it, and smokes it) She...