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• Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap
  he second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it" (Autho...
• Fast than a Nun A cop pulls over a car load of nuns.
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• Biker Nuns From Hell - on the next Geraldo!
• There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.
  The first nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is sex....
• Australian Joke This Australian truck driver is looking for a long distance driving job in Adelaide.
  He gets offered a job driving a load of bowling balls to Darwin....
• There where 2 novice nuns and a mother superior riding a three person bycicle.
  they were riding along when they hit a bump. As they hit the 2 novices giggled....
• Why aren't there any African-American nuns? Because they find it difficult to say Superior after Mother.
• The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session.
  The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face....