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• Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
• There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
  She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• Alienation can be fun! AMNESIA RULES ... er ... um An elephant is a mouse drawn to government specifications Anarchists unite!
  Archduke Ferdinand found alive - First World War a mistake!...
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  * If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. * Jesus is coming - everyone look busy....
• A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.
  The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the room....