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• Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
• Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent.
• I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
  * If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. * Jesus is coming - everyone look busy....
• Life is one situation you'll never get out of alive!
• Don't take life seriously; it's only temporary.
• A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.
  I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t got the energy"....
• Some Thoughts... 1. Kids in the back seat cause accide
  accidents in the back seat cause kids. 2. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end....
• The End of Life The strangest thing about life is the way it ends.
  I mean life is tough. It takes a lot of your time....
• I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.