I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It.

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* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
* Jesus is coming - everyone look busy.
* Born free........Taxed to death.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
* Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
* BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
* You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
* I got a gun for my wife.....Best trade I ever made!
* So you're a feminist - isn't that cute?
* Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
* Rehab is for quitters
* If, a two letter word for futility.
* I don't care, I don't have to.
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
* Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
* To all you virgins out there....Thanks for nothing.