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  Before giving you the finger. 9. Instead of yellow tape, cops close off murder scenes with festive holly....
• SEX AND POLITICS IN THE HOUSE OF NEPTUNE >From troubled waters tropical, there comes a twice-told tale of Candidate who sealed his fate by hoisting leeward sail.
  The Monkey Business, U.S.S., embarked for southern sea with Presidential hopeful and the ghost of Kopechne....
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
  He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....
• Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
• Just nod if you can hear me.
• The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
  It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....