10. People say, "Merry Christmas!" Before giving you the finger.
9. Instead of yellow tape, cops close off murder scenes with festive
8. People pray even when they're not in the back seat of a cab.
7. If you dial 911 you just hear a recording of Deck the Halls.
6. Slight increase in number of fat bearded guys who want you to sit
on their lap.
5. Gullible tourists purchase Rockefeller Center Christmas tree for
4. Vendors cut price of hot dogs left over from last Christmas.
3. Police investigate the season's first sleigh-jacking.
2. Strangers greet each other with "I got your Yule log right here."
1. Two words: Crack nog.
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Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...