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• If it has TITS or TIRES, You're gonna have trouble
• If it has CHIPS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• Seen on the back of a truck: If it's got tits or wheels, sooner or later it'll give you trouble!
• The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
  jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Q: What's the difference between blacks and snow tires?
  A: Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....