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• What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
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  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
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  One day, Sleezy Suzy saw him walking the duck, and said, "Hey, I like your duck....
• If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it.
• If it has TITS or TIRES, You're gonna have trouble
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• Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: "Why don't you just let us remove the entire socket - you don't need it, and it'll just give you trouble later....