If it has CHIPS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
- If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it.
- If it has TITS or TIRES, You're gonna have trouble
- If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it.
- Q: What's the difference between blacks and snow tires?
A: Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them....
- BASIC TRUTHS
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
Save the whales.
Collect the whole set. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock....
- BATHROOM QUOTES
"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
- Ways to Tell If You Have PMS:
** Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
** You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette....
- 5 out of 4 people have trouble with statistics.
- Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -- Yoda