It's Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
You are so ugly that if you sent your picture to the Lonely Hearts Club, they would be sent back with the explanation that they are lonely - not desperate.
Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
The pets eat better than I do!
Bumper Stickers Sighted Throughout the World "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot....
Why is sex better with sheep? They're always in the mood, never have a headache, and when you're done, you can eat them.
Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
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