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• Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
• Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth.
• Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all.
• Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
• The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
• Q: Why did God create men? A: Cucumbers don't take out the garbage.
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• Why are men luckier than cucumber? - A man don't fit in a food processor - A man only gets circumcise once (cucumber often gets multiple cuts) - A cumcumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate - A man can compact his to travel size - A man can say 'No
  ot you I won't' - A man can say 'No, not tonight we won't' - Teeth mark on a man will heal - A man is still whole after being eaten - A man can survive more than one woman - A man is no longer a green-horn after sex - There are no female cucumbers !...