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• Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line!
• Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?!
• The Art Collector A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.
  He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars....
• Leroy, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.
  A lady is standing on a third-storey ledge holding her pet cat in her arms....
• Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
• A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
  He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket....
• Hey, where can I get a father board?
• Get off your ASCII