Related:

• kjhf7u2sfgywh... HEY, get the cat off my computer!
• #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
• FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.
  14 "Little noted by the press, vegetable-rights activists raided the kitchen of the Willard Hotel in Washington, D....
• Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'
• Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
  I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!...
• Do you care? ... A young boy runs into a general store and shouts, "Gimme a piss-pot!
  The owner shouts back, "Hey, you can't just come in here and say that!...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Okay, this is something me and my best friend did to our Comp.
  Sci. teacher senior year of high school. We started this joke by getting into heated arguments for a week before the actual event and of course everything was building up a big head of steam....